All the jokes ever in the world ever!

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There might be the odd one missing, but I doubt it. Disagree and the pug gets it.

OK, so most of the jokes on this site are old and tired, low-quality and just plain insulting but some of these jokes are gems. Well maybe two. It's not like there are any better ones anywhere else on the Internet anyway so you're stuck with them!

So why use jokes-o-matic.com if the jokes are so lame? Well we can make the .com in our links go higher than most sites. That's got to be worth something right? There's a picture of an ugly-but-cute pug on the front page too. And the guy who made the site is rumoured to be nice. If that's not reason enough, just the fact that you're here now and can't be bothered to go somewhere else is probably going to be the winner.

News - Michael Jackson dies

With the passing of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop himself, what better way to celebrate his life but with humour. Maybe. Anyway, here at Jokes-o-Matic towers we've spent up to several minutes combing the archives for all the Michael Jackson jokes we could find. Remember the man for what he was, a singer, idol, father, and source of many many laughs.

OK you sold me, just show me the jokes…

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