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There might be the odd one missing, but I doubt it. Disagree and the pug gets it.

OK, so most of the jokes on this site are old and tired, low-quality and just plain insulting but some of these jokes are gems. Well maybe two. It's not like there are any better ones anywhere else on the Internet anyway so you're stuck with them!

So why use jokes-o-matic^.com if the jokes are so lame? Well we can make the ^.com in our links go higher than most sites. That's got to be worth something right? There's a picture of an ugly-but-cute pug on the front page too. And the guy who made the site is rumoured to be nice. If that's not reason enough, just the fact that you're here now and can't be bothered to go somewhere else is probably going to be the winner.

World Cup jokes

The World Cup is well under way so it's time to break out all the football jokes about your favourite (or least favourite) team or players. We've got plenty of World Cup jokes and football jokes (or soccer jokes if you'd prefer).

Want something more personal? Try some football players past and present. David beckham jokes abound, there are a couple of Maradona jokes or course, but only one Ronaldo jokes. Strange.

No World Cup would be complete without bad-mouthing the opposition though, take your pick from:

Want more World Cup jokes? Just use the search box at the top of the page, we've got thousands of jokes to choose from. Some are even funny.