Animals jokes
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Bear It All
A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, �Dad, am I a pure polar bear�you know, not part black bear, brown bear, or grizzly bear?�
�Why no, son. You come from a long line of …
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Law Enforcement
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them …
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None For You
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.
�Not yet,� said the little boy. His mother tells him he can�t have any breakfast until…
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The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey
Once upon a time there were three little pigs.
The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blo…
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I Think I'm a Moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist replies "You shouldn't be here. You should be seeing a psychiatrist..."
The guys replies, "I am seeing a psychiatrist…
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Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.
So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, �Yeah, Iï¿â€¦
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Whale's Tale
What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? I don�t know but you got a little something on your chin there.
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Pegasus, we hardly knew ye
Why did God stop making pegasuses?
Because it took too long to clean their crap off his windshield.
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Marmasetts are mildly amuzing
How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3
That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmasetts and try to prove me wrong.
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Egg-Laying
Egg-Laying
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break