Animals jokes
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The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
The Principal of an elementary school went into a kindergarten classroom with all the a pack of Life Savers and told the kids, "I am going to give you all the same flavor and if you can tell me what i…
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Doggy Style
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: Because he can't make a fist.
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Mexican or Mexican''t
A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?" The baker laughs and says, "Oh, you must mean a bun, sure, here you go." The Mexican next goes to the hardware store. He…
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What's my name bitch?
A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so t…
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Who dun it?
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
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King JESUS
This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of nowhere he hears,
"Jesus is watchin you."
He looks around, but doesn't see anything, so he goes into the nex…
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Bullwinkle
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A: Moose and Squirrel
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Redneck Beaver
You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your nipple off!
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Bear It All
A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, �Dad, am I a pure polar bear�you know, not part black bear, brown bear, or grizzly bear?�
�Why no, son. You come from a long line of …
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To Diet For
A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (212) 555-DIET" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"
"Twenty pounds," he replie…
