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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks.

So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, �Yeah, I�ve got this great rooster named Chuck. He�ll service every chicken you got, no problem.�

Well, Chuck the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he�d be worth it. So, he buys Chuck. The farmer takes Chuck home and sets him down in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk, �Chuck, I want you to pace yourself now. You�ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I�ll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,� the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Chuck seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Chuck took off like a shot. – WHAM! – Chuck nails every hen in the hen house – - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Chuck is in there. Later, the farmer sees Chuck after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again, – WHAM! – He gets all the geese.

By sunset he sees Chuck out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught�worried that his expensive rooster won�t even last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Chuck dead as a doorknob�stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, �Oh Chuck, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you�ve done to yourself.�

Chuck opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, �Shhhh, they�re getting closer…..�