The funniest jokes on the net

Ghandi used to walk everywhere bare-foot, so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath. All of which made him a super-callouse

Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: Dam

A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".

Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck

Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: Stuck

Knock knock You dumb ass, I�m the one standing outside Who�s there? Ah, forget it.

Q: What's the difference between a zombie baby and vegetables? A: I don't eat my vegetables

Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"