Ghandi used to walk everywhere bare-foot, so his feet became painfully rough. He also had a very simple diet, which left him thin and frail, and with bad breath. All of which made him a super-callouse
Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
A snail owned a car...
A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".
Yo mama so dumb she dj's for the ice cream truck
Yo mama just gets dumber...
Yo mama so dumb, she wrote anti-anti-jokes to be extra funny and still made terrible jokes.
What do you call an elephant...
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?
Yet Another Knock Knock Joke
You dumb ass, I�m the one standing outside
Ah, forget it.
Don't play with your food
Q: What's the difference between a zombie baby and vegetables?
A: I don't eat my vegetables
Chew on this
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"