Anti-Joke jokes
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Johnny Big Head
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other chil…
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Front Stabber
A true friend stabs you in the front.
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A Horse Is A Horse
Why do they call a horse a horse.
Because they speak English, you moron.
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Chicken ain't chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he freakin' felt like it!
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Yo mamma's so retarded...
Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.
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Those Kooky Polish Jokes
A polish guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you give me a lobotomy?"
The doctor says, "Why on earth would you want a lobotomy?"
The polack responds, "Why, so I can write 'dumb polack' jok
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Crazy Old Man From Georgia
Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia?
They found him smothered in thick coating of peach marmalade, peanut butter, and his own feces.
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The Jolly Green Giant
Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden?
Statuatory rape of a gourd.
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Capon Fear
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?
Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combin
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Join the Club
A baby seal walks into a club.
I'll repeat myself. A baby seal walks into a club.
