Anti-Joke jokes → Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the “Just-a-Minute quiz” every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants…

1) Something a blind man might use?

A sword

2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?

Blue Suede Moon

3) Name the Capital of France?

“F”

4) Name a bird with a long neck?

Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?

A burglar

6) Where is the Taj Mahal?

Opposite the dental hospital

7) What is Hitler’s first name

Heil

8) As happy as…. (Larry gave a hint – think of my name)

A pig in sh*t

9) Some famous brothers

Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race

The Arabs

11) Something that floats in a bath

Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach

A deck-chair

14) A famous Royal

Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine

A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge

The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does

Goes to the toilet

18) Something you do in the bathroom

Decorate

19) A method of securing your home

Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs

The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac

April

22) Something people might be allergic to

Skiing

23) Something you do before you go to bed

Sleep

24) Something you put on walls

A roof

25) Something slippery

A con-man

26) A kind of ache

A fillet of fish

27) A Jacket Potato topping

Jam

28) A food that can be brown or white

A potato

29) A famous Scotsman

Jock

30) A famous Welshman

Vinnie Jones

31) Something you open other than a door

Your bowels
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