The funniest jokes on the net

You might be a redneck if your congregation uses shot glasses for communion.

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of estrogen. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."

A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes back the next day with the same question and gets the same answer. She then comes back another day and asks h…

A man was walking down the street and on the corner were 3 drunks trying to raise a telephone pole. They worked and worked and finally got the thing in the air. Two of of the drunks held the …

Q. Why didn't Hitler drink tequila? A. Cause it made him mean.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. Once he is in the bar he tells all the patrons that are present that for a round of drinks from everyone in the bar he will insert his peni…

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender, �Quick pour me twelve drinks.� So the bartender pours him twelve shots and the guy starts shooting them back really fast, one after …

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar. After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry…

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my