Blonde jokes

  • Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
    A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping.…
  • Paper Street
    One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blan…
  • Legs Open
    Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg? A: Nothing -- they've never met.
  • Heckle Me Harder
    A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up. "I'm so sick of you people who…
  • Blonde...Faxes
    How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
  • Blonde...Sweet-n-Low
    Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? She thought it was Diet Coke!
  • Ouch!
    A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away! "That is a neat trick," thi…
  • Blonde and Taxi
    Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common? A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.
  • The Blonde Hostess
    Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge? For people who don't drink.
  • BlondeMotorWorks
    Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? She can spell BMW!
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