The funniest jokes on the net

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, �Isn�t that Powell and Rumsfeld?� The barkeep says, �Yep, that�s them.� So, the guy walks over to the two a…

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begi…

There were five people on a crashing air plane. Britney Spears, George W. Bush, Pavarotti, the Pope, and a boy scout. There were only four parachutes, not enough for the five important people on board…

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are on a ship when it is sinking. Perot orders for all women to head for the life boats. Bush says screw the women! Clinton says "Do we have time?"

President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. "What is it?" sighs the president. "It�s this abortion bill. What do you want to do about …

The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row at a Yankees game, surrounded by Secret Service agents. Before the game starts, one of the agents whispers in the president�s ear, and Mr. Bush smiles …

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow an…

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an a…

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?� Please don't answer without giving it serious thought.� By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand m…

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious tho…