Children jokes
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Tigger Please
Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
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Like Father Like Son
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
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Little Johnny is Number One
While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny yells out, "Teacher, teacher, I have to take a piss." The teacher, shocked, replies "No, Johnny you may not because you did not raise your h…
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The Blonde ABC's
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21
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Breakfast of Champions
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'
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Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
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Lunch is back
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Did I do that?
Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?"
The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky …
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The Origin of Little Debbie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweet…
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Go Fish
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick y…