Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!
Like Father Like Son
One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
Little Johnny is Number One
While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny yells out, "Teacher, teacher, I have to take a piss." The teacher, shocked, replies "No, Johnny you may not because you did not raise your h…
The Blonde ABC's
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21
Breakfast of Champions
Yo mama so stupid, she opened up a box of Cheerios and said, "Look, my Alphabet Soup spells 'Ooooo.'
Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Lunch is back
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Did I do that?
Three men are on a plane. The first one throws a dirt-clod out of the plane. When he lands, he finds a child crying and asks him, "Why are you crying?"
The child says a dirt-clod fell out of the sky …
The Origin of Little Debbie
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. While her dad gets his hair cut, she stands right next to the barber chair, eating a Hostess snack cake. The barber says to her, "You know, sweet…
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick y…