Children jokes
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Attention Shoppers!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?
Because he heard kids pants were half-off!
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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A man has six children...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her
objections.
One night they go to a party. The ma…
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You might be a redneck if your daddy...
You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.
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Running for Office
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pul…
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Malcolm in the Puddle
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?
Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.
Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz.
Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but wh…
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Telephone Operator's Proposal
How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
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Little Johnny's Wish
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a …
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Little Johnny's "Bookish" Father
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She exp…
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Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
He ran... wouldn't you?
