College jokes
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Cereal Killer
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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U. Michigan/Ohio State
An OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he be…
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Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry". He has been around forever, so I wouldn…
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Professor of Logic
A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living.
The new neighbor says, "I'm a professor." T…
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Count Chock Full of Nuts
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthfull.
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Dumb as Rocks
Q: What do rocks and boobs have in common?
A: If they're flat, you can skip them.
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Adult Swim
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says, I don't mean to be a a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their hands
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Finder's keepers
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says,
"I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of ci…
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Math Sucks
Q: Why is the math book always upset?
A: Because it has a lot of problems.
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Trash talking
Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears