College jokes
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Trash talking
Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears
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Inside out
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: BMW's have the pricks on the inside.
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California
Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hella.
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Cereal Killer
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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I Bet You Can't...
A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the everyone. The bar tender asks if he even has enough money. The man says, "I am a professional gambler, I bet you a hundred dollars I can bite my eye." T…
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4th and Goal
Q:What�s funnier than kicking a zombie baby wide left from the 10 yard line?
A: Running it in for a touchdown and spiking it in the ground only to have it stand up and chase after you with grass i
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What do u do if a blond...
Q: What do u do if a blond throws a grenade at u?
A: Pick it up and take the pin out and throw it back at her
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Take a seat
Men are like toilets, they're either taken, unavaliable, taking a piss or just full of shit.
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Finder's keepers
There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says,
"I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of ci…
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Math Sucks
Q: Why is the math book always upset?
A: Because it has a lot of problems.
