Entertainment jokes
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Michael Jackson - Stroke in hospital
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack before he reached hospital are incorrect.
He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
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Pay A-tention
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone R…
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Lizzie Grubman's Friday Night
Did you hear what Lizzie Grubman did Friday night?
Crashed some party.
Did you hear how much it costs to get in to the club Conscience Point?
An arm and a leg.
Do you know why the party ended earl
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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was only resurrected once.
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Christina Aguilera Does Drivers' Ed
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
She had an 'F' in sex.
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Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so…
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Knock knock... Britney Spears
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
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Knock knockers
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Britney spears my eyes with her brand new pointed titties.
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Britney's Endorsement
Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank a Coke on her Pepsi commercial.
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Britney Spears' Bosoms
Britney Spears' boobs are so big, they have smaller boobs orbiting around them.