Entertainment jokes
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Michael Jackson - Stroke in hospital
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack before he reached hospital are incorrect.
He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
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Pay A-tention
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone R…
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Britney Watches the Birdie
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"
Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna?
Jesus was only resurrected once.
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Britney's Endorsement
Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank a Coke on her Pepsi commercial.
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Christina Aguilera Does Drivers' Ed
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
She had an 'F' in sex.
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Knock knock... Britney Spears
Knock knock
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
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Kemosabe Waters the Bushes
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto a…
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Knock knockers
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Britney spears my eyes with her brand new pointed titties.
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Tony Blair, Peter Jennings & Pop Divas
Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.
Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?
T…
