Entertainment jokes
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Pay A-tention
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?" The Lone R…
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South Park Haters...
Q: What county in Ireland hates Kenny?
A: Killkenny County
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Tonto's Incredible Ears
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger lo…
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Sauron the Moron
In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?
"You're a hard hobbit to break!"
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How Sauron of "Lord of the Rings" is Like a Woman:
Both have been called "the greatest enemy of men"Think they should rule the worldThey obsess over jewelryThey spread gossip like the plagueThey boss kings around like servantsThey have an eye that see…
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Farts and Enrique Iglesias
What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common?
a. They were both raised on beans.
b. They both have brown things on their cheeks.
c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants.
c. They bot
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Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage
Want to hear two blonde jokes?
Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.
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Mariah's Buhbuhbirthday
Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey's breasts are 2 years old!
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Lizzie Grubman's Friday Night
Did you hear what Lizzie Grubman did Friday night?
Crashed some party.
Did you hear how much it costs to get in to the club Conscience Point?
An arm and a leg.
Do you know why the party ended earl
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Britney and Christina Work Together
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.
Britney asked Christ…