Entertainment jokes
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South Park Haters...
Q: What county in Ireland hates Kenny?
A: Killkenny County
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Tupac Shakur
What is Tupac spelled backwards?
Caput!
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Ron Howard's New Movie
Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie a travel documentary about the Netherlands?
It's called ''Mr. Opie's Holland.''
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Superman and Batman
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
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Hannibal L's Snack
What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?
Mmm...pop-tarts
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Top Reasons Eminem's Wife Filed for Divorce
--That comment about Elton being "twice the woman" she ever was.
--Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women.
--Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse.
--Sure, he talks and…
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Britney Spears 'n' Pepsi
What does Britney Spears and pepsi have in common?
They both come with plastic jugs
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Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears...
Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to do their commercial instead of Coke?
A. Because then would have had to change their slogan from "It's the real thing".
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N'SYNC's Clever Name
Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?
Cause they all get their periods at the same time
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Duct Tape: A George Lucas Production
Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?
Q: They both have a light side and a dark side, and they both hold the universe together.
