Farm jokes → Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving ...

Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road, killing it instantly. Saddam tells his driver “Go to the farm over there & explain to the owner of the pig what happened.”

One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm. His clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand & a cigar in the other. “What happened to you?”, inquires Saddam.

“Well,” replies the driver, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife the bottle of wine & their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me!”

“My God, what did you tell them?” demands the dictator.

The chauffeur responds; “Good evening. I am Saddam Husseins chauffeur & I have just killed the pig.”

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