Foreign jokes
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Flies In The Beer
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman l…
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Hit TV Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"
"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
"Suddenly Sanctions"
"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"
"Matima Loves Chachi"
"Buffy The Slayer of Yanke…
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Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips
10. Splash on a little goat's blood.
9. Play romantic music to drown out the cries of tortured dissidents.
8. Shampoo and condition your mustache.
7. Don't be a cheapskate at the movies -- buy the …
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A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There …
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French Joke
What''s the shortest book ever written?
French War Heroes.
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Paris Native
What's a native of Paris called?
A parasite.
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Saddam's Bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the ins
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How do you spell Canada?
How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH
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Attack of the American Women
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out.
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this G…
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French Stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
People were confused about which side to spit on