The funniest jokes on the net

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred gets the first pint in and says, "I'll have a pint for me and a pint for Donkey." The two guys drink their pints and Fred says, "Right donkey …

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This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!" The same Spanish man ignores him and orders ano…

Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the straw? Raju: Because doctor asked me to stay away from the tea.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!…