Foreign jokes
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Hit TV Shows in Iraq
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"
"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
"Suddenly Sanctions"
"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"
"Matima Loves Chachi"
"Buffy The Slayer of Yanke…
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Flies In The Beer
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman l…
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French Joke
What''s the shortest book ever written?
French War Heroes.
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Attack of the American Women
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out.
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this G…
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3 Please
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"
The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alte…
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French Stamps
Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
People were confused about which side to spit on
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Iraqi Law
I saw an interview in which an expert on military history said that Saddam Hussein actually has a law degree. He went on to point out that the degree was granted under somewhat unusual circumstances: …
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How do you spell Canada?
How do you spell Canada?
*C-EH N-EH D-EH
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Saddam's Bumperstickers
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Bomb me, I need the ins
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A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There …
