The funniest jokes on the net

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concier…

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, ''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink fo…

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Polish. At lunch they went to the edge and the top of the building. The Mexican guy pu…

A man was heading to England and his next-door neighbor Mrs. Dunn had just sent her son Olmos off to England a week ago. He hadn't called since he was there, so she asked the man to get him to call h…

Q. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? A. Hose A and Hose B

What's the difference between a hotel and a fanny? You don't have to leave your bags outside a hotel.

Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their Way!

Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar