The funniest jokes on the net

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. The…

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common? They both come in a Posh box!

There were these two vampires talking. One says to the other, ''I heard on TV that wine is good for the health.'' The other one said, ''Well, let's go to Italy, the Italians drink wine. So they go…

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

One day Steven Spielberg, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Pierce Brosnan were in a jungle in order to take some shots for a movie. Unfortunately, they were caught by a tribal group. As they were about to…

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.) One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toas…

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throw…

A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving two of his best friends behind to make it in America. To keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into an Irish-style pub an…

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism is socially acceptable 3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians 4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will…