Foreign jokes → Reasons for Being French

  • When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
  • Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
  • You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’’s legs.
  • If there’’s a war you can surrender really early.
  • You don’’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
  • You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’’s countries.
  • You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
  • Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
  • You don’’t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
  • People think you’’re a great lover even when you’’re not.
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