Gross jokes
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Bear guts
Three guys go bear hunting, and one guy keeps farting and laughing about it. The other two tell him to quiet down but he keeps farting. They eventually tell him he will fart his guts out if he keeps…
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Gold Digger
Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose!
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And You're Not Even Drunk
Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?
A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.
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Closest Shave Ever
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a…
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Can't Take You Anywhere
Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top" So the first g…
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Hot Air Balloon
Yo mama's pants so tight, when she farts, it comes out of her ankles.
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Yo mama's smile
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles, cars slow down.
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Yo mama's breath stink so bad...
Yo mama's breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck.
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yo mama is so fat....
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale.
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The only difference between your face and a ...
The only difference between your face and a bag of crap is the bag.
