A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn�t hear her correctly and says, �Come again?�
The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, �Oh, no it
A helping hand
Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing on to a rope for dear life. The rope was tearing from the weight of the three girls, so the brunette says, "One of us has to jump or we'll all die.…
The roof is on fire
Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
A: A blonde trying to burn it down
On and Off
A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. �Help me out here,� he yells to his buddy. �Is my blinker working?�
The friend says, �Yes�no�yes.�
I want my MTV
A blonde walks into Best Buy looking for a television. The salesman walks up to her and tells her that the store does not serve blondes. The next day the blonde walks back into Best Buy with a red wig…
There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and a Pollock. They are all set to be put in the electric chair. The Brit gets strapped up first. The executioner asks if he's got any last word…
Yo house is so dirty...
Yo house is so dirty, when I walked outside I had to wipe my feet.
A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"
Grand Theft Auto
A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is …
This Joke Hurts
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest an…