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Your aim is so bad that you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You so ugly, that isn't a hair line—it's your hair running away from your face!

Why don't you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.

I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Yo daddy is so poor he can't even pay attention.

What''s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

You're so stupid, you thought a quarter-back was a refund.

What do rocks and women have in common? You skip the flat ones!

How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her!

Your armpits are so smelly they make speedstick slow down and think about it.