Lawyer jokes
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F. Lee Bailey Love
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
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What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Twins!
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Hellacious
Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?
Hell was full.
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Legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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The Honest Lawyer
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.
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Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
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Guess Who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes ou…
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Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.
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Singled-Celled Lawyer
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
