Lawyer jokes
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F. Lee Bailey Love
What's the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!
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Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
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Hellacious
Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?
Hell was full.
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Legalese
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
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What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Twins!
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Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.
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Lawyers Don't Get Fair Shakes
95% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name!
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The Honest Lawyer
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When his lips are shut.
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Singled-Celled Lawyer
What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
One wears a tie.
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The Lawyer's Funeral
A man is at his laywer's funeral and and is suprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. Why are you all at this man's funeral?
A man turns towards him and say…