Men And Women jokes

  • Minnesota Women
    Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin guys? A: Have you ever seen a gopher hole after a badger has been in it?
  • Final Confession
    Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest." "But honey," she whispered…
  • The Sexy Negligee
    One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a …
  • Men Are Here Because...
    Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!
  • The Rules (by Her)
    1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possible know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULE…
  • Ego Killer
    Q: What four words kill a man's ego? A: Is it in yet?
  • Showers: Men Vs. Women
    How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks. * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husba…
  • All Alone
    If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
  • Australian Period
    Q: How do you know when an Australian woman has her period? A: She's only wearing one sock.
  • Feminists Change a Light Bulb
    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.
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