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The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet…

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) …

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude see…

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." "I promise you a po…

13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. …

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," mut…

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell …

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road, th…

What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common? They both irritate Bush.

George W. Bush is the President Dick Cheney is Vice President Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the l