The funniest jokes on the net

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon though, security levels may be raised yet…

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude see…

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) …

13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster. …

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry: "The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." "I promise you a po…

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a man approaches him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is John Tapay, and I'm here with an extremely i…

George W. Bush is the President Dick Cheney is Vice President Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the l

JENNA'S PREDICAMENT Do we really wonder why Jenna Bush is always high? Do we wonder why she's sad? No, we all know why - it's dad. Jenna's tried to understand Why he's "King" of all the land Why…

What do Gore and Pantyhose have in common? They both irritate Bush.

President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case of constipation. He sends his Spanish secretary, who knows little English, to the local hospital. She tells the doctor, "Big President Bush, no shit." …