News And Politics jokes
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Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone was rushing to get into the lifeboats. The captain yelled, "Woman and children first!"
"Screw the Woman!" One man yelled.
"Do we have time?" said Mr. C
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Condit Arrest
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him?
"Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!"
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Gary Condit-Cadabra
What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?
They both make their assistants disappear!
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Gary Condit's M.O.
Q: Why did Gary Condit cross the road?
A: To make sure his girlfriends aren't carrying any I.D.
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Liberal Jokes
Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
Answer- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Question - What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
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Important Question
How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Al Gore's Piercing
Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?
Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.
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Afghani TV Guide
MONDAY
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAY:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortun…
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50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan Meiss
Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious.Pause for a moment, li…
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Taliban Bingo
How do you play Taliban Bingo?
B-52, F-15, B-1...
