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A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of money. So, he asks the bartender how he can win the money.
The bartender says, ‘’First, drink this bottle of vodka without throwing up or passing out. Then, there is a gorilla in that room who needs his tooth pulled, which you have to do. Last, there is a 90 year old prostitute upstairs and you have to have sex with her.’’
The man replies, ‘’Okay, I will give it a shot.’’ He downs the vodka with no problem and then walks into the room with the gorilla. From the bar they can hear screaming and yelling.
Five minutes later, the man comes out of the room with his clothes all torn and says to the bartender, ‘’Where is this prostitute with the toothache?’’’
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