Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair. <p> "l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?" <p> She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food. <p> The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry." 7 2005-09-17T17:13:31Z 4109 Sexuality Racy 3.4 /random_joke.aspx?joke_id=5695&cat_id=28 zZoPXEn0bTZKZpjSRD3Wig 2008-09-18T21:12:00Z Screwed-For-Sure