News And Politics jokes
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."
Soon though, security levels may be raised yet…
Goverment Wrestling Federation
13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered acceptable method of ending a filibuster.
How to Mess With the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.)
The Quotable Marion Barry
Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion Barry:
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
"I promise you a po…
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude see…
Bush Has Feelings Too
George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me."
Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can't hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people…
Condit vs. Clinton
Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill Clinton's?
Close, but no cigar.
Gary Condit's Conductivity
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning.
"Why's he smiling?" one officer asks.
The other repli
Touchy Feely Cracky
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell …
White House Synonyms
George W. Bush is the President
Dick Cheney is Vice President
Colin Powell is the Secretary of Defense
We have a bush, dick and a colon in office so we're bound to get screwed somewhere along the l