Redneck jokes
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Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. I…
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Pump Kin
You might be a redneck if...
...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!
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You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off.
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Family Reunion
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
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Smile
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
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Redneck Fitness
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
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Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in th…
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Redneck Toothbrush
You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.
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He's So Lucky, He's A Star
What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?
Lucky!
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Redneck Restroom
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.
