You might be a redneck if...
...the Jack-O-Lantern on your porch has more teeth than you!
Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. I…
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off.
You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in th…
You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.
You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
If your wife says ''Come move this trasmission so I can take a bath.''... you might be a redneck.
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
And they say, "Go ahead!"
If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.