Redneck jokes
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Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?
They would just tell the women to try another brother.
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Redneck Marriage
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
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NASCAR
What does NASCAR stand for?
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks
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Redneck At The Restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in muddy hipwader boots, torn jeans, a dirty leather jacket, with long, stringy dirty hair, and a beard full of old crumb…
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Tornado and Redneck Divorce
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Louisiana Tourist Attraction
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. …
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You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler to church!
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You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws!
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You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling
You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is ''out of your league'' bowls on a different night!
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You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of ''Most Admired People!''
