Redneck jokes

  • Cosmopolitan Redneck
    You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.
  • Post-Coital Redneck
    You might be a redneck if you smoke hams after sex.
  • It's A War-Like Country
    A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy. "Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?" "Yes," said the Alabaman…
  • Redneck Senior
    If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a redneck.
  • Fifty Cent Piece
    What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece? He married her!
  • Double Wide
    Q: What is a double-wide salad? A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.
  • West Virginia State Flower
    What's the state flower of West Virginia? A satellite dish.
  • Redneck...Ironing Board
    You might be a redneck if you use your ironing board as a buffet table.
  • You Might Be A Redneck...Custody
    You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!
  • You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
    You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a used hat!
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