Redneck jokes
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Redneck Teeth
You know you're a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth!
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Redneck Feast
You know you're a redneck if you think a seven-course meal is KFC and a sixpack.
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Double Wide
Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.
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Fifty Cent Piece
What did the redneck do with his his first 50 cent piece?
He married her!
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Redneck Senior
If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior year, you might be a redneck.
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It's A War-Like Country
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman…
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Redneck...Ironing Board
You might be a redneck if you use your ironing board as a buffet table.
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West Virginia State Flower
What's the state flower of West Virginia?
A satellite dish.
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You Might Be A Redneck...Wine
You might be a redneck if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own beer!
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Christmas in West Virginia
Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back.
The Skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care,
With hopes that St. Nichol…
