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You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is, “Someone go jiggle the handle.”

All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so…

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink." And they say, "Go ahead!"

If your wife says ''Come move this trasmission so I can take a bath.''... you might be a redneck.

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane. "Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you kno…

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!

Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been anywhere else, it would have been a TEETHbrush.

You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money.

What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? ''Mr. President.''