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Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane. "Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose. "Don't you kno…

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as your spatula!

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you're late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so…

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is, “Someone go jiggle the handle.”

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink." And they say, "Go ahead!"

You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car? Lucky!

You might be a redneck if you sell your car for gas money.