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If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that aren't, then you might be a redneck.

1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. 2) Your wife's hairdo has ever been destroyed by a ceiling fan. 3) You go to your family reunion to…

You might be a redneck if you're late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your father... and your brother."

How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin? If she can run faster that her brothers.

You might be a redneck if you regularly check the mileage on your home.

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear? There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move this transmission so I can take a bath!''

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles as your back scratcher.