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Did you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been anywhere else, it would have been a TEETHbrush.

What do you call a redneck in a fancy suit? ''Mr. President.''

If your wife says ''Come move this trasmission so I can take a bath.''... you might be a redneck.

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink." And they say, "Go ahead!"

You might be a redneck if you're late for your wedding because you were at a monster truck rally.

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear? There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase in your house is, “Someone go jiggle the handle.”

You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.

You might be a redneck if you dad bought you a gallon of Peptol-Bismol for Christmas.

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same underwear as you do.