The funniest jokes on the net

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find three cars. You might be a redneck if you think the first four words of the national anthem are, ''Gentlemen start your engines''.

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same underwear as you do.

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians? A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'

You might be a redneck if you dad bought you a gallon of Peptol-Bismol for Christmas.

You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.

How did the redneck die drinking milk? The cow sat on him!

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

Guns don't kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”