The funniest jokes on the net

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if a capital home improvement is four tires and rims

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed in a highway rest area.

You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.

You might be a redneck if your mattress has more miles than your pick-up.

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. "I know," he said, "we can pla…

Why do they call it a toothbrush instead of a teethbrush? Because it was invented in West Virginia.

You might be a redneck if your last pictures were taken from the front and side.

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull up your pants.

How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.