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You might be a redneck if your last pictures were taken from the front and side.

You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs and a cold one instead of cookies and milk.

You know you married a redneck when she fills out her family reunion name tag, “Four for a Dollar.”

If your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs, you might be a redneck.

Guns don't kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains, rednecks with no jobs kill people.

You might be a redneck if a capital home improvement is four tires and rims

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull up your pants.

You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.