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Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth.

You could be a redneck if you were just married and you have nothing but empty Skoal cans strung from your bumper as you leave the church.

If you think turtleneck is an ingrediant in soup, you might be a redneck.

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb? None. Thats what rednecks are for.

You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies, a beer and your sister to get to second base.

If you make change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. "Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them. "Naw, it didn't. 'Specially consid

You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.

You might be a redneck if you use a cactus for a toothbrush.

If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.