Redneck jokes

  • Pretty Woman in West Virginia
    What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
  • Redneck Family Values
    You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kid.
  • Redneck Disaster
    What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? Someone's fixin to lose a house trailer...
  • Redneck Oral Hygiene
    You might be a redneck if you use a cactus for a toothbrush.
  • Lying through your tooths
    If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
  • Redneck on the Roof
    You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.
  • Redneck Religiousity
    If you make change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
  • Two hicks at a toy store
    Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. "Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them. "Naw, it didn't. 'Specially consid
  • Redneck Yardwork
    You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.
  • 32 Rednecks
    Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth.
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