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You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling “Come look before I flush it!”

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb? None. Thats what rednecks are for.

If you make change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If you think turtleneck is an ingrediant in soup, you might be a redneck.

Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. "Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them. "Naw, it didn't. 'Specially consid

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it loops.

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean she ain't my sister any more?''

You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk with your son to school because you're in the same grade.

You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it.