Redneck jokes
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Redneck Family Values
You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kid.
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Redneck Disaster
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Someone's fixin to lose a house trailer...
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Redneck on the Roof
You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck is higher than the roof of your house.
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Redneck Grandma
You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to the bathroom and comes out yelling Come look before I flush it!
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Pretty Woman in West Virginia
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A tourist.
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Southern Foreplay
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
'Hey sis, you awake?'
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Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, 4th bottle to the left.
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Redneck... Fast Food
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH.
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Redneck's Last Words
What are a typical redneck's three last words?
"Hey, watch this! "
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Tricky, Tricky
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?