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Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something? A: "Six-finger discount!"

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You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk with your son to school because you're in the same grade.

You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it.

If you open the door to the pickup and soda cans fall out, you might be a redneck.

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks, ''If I get divorced from my wife, does that mean she ain't my sister any more?''

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

You know you're a redneck when your family tree has only one branch in it, and it loops.

You might be a redneck if you don't know what day Saturday Night Live comes on TV.

Q: Who has the right of way any time? A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."