Redneck jokes

  • Redneck Thief
    Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something? A: "Six-finger discount!"
  • Redneck's Last Words
    What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "
  • Tricky, Tricky
    If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?
  • Redneck Spelling Test
    You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you can't spell it.
  • Southern Foreplay
    What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'
  • Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
    You're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, “4th bottle to the left.”
  • Redneck Truck
    If you open the door to the pickup and soda cans fall out, you might be a redneck.
  • Redneck... Fast Food
    You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 90 MPH.
  • Rednecks' Teeth
    Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth
  • Hanging With Rednecks
    You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says ''Just Say No To Crack'' and it reminds you to pull up your pants!
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