Redneck jokes
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Railroad Redneck
Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."
The Italian guy says…
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The Aggie
One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks met a genie in the usual rubbing-the-lamp fashion.
The genie told the three rednecks that she could turn them into whatever they desired. She…
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Redneck Haircut
You might be a redneck if you and your wife have the same haircut.
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Right of Way
Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."
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Rednecks' Teeth
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth
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Girls From Kentucky
Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Redneck Death
What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey! Watch this...
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132 legs and 8 teeth
Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
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Okie Jokie
Q: What do they call pall bearers in Oklahoma?
A: Carry-Oakies
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Tooth
You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned day to wear the family tooth.
