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ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ () Billy-Bob (last) () Billy-Joe () Billy-Ray () Billy-Sue () Billy-Mae () Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box)
Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _ F _ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation: ()Farmer ()Mechanic ()Hair Dresser ()Unemployed
Spouse’s Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse: () Sister () Brother () Aunt () Uncle () Cousin () Mother () Father () Son () Daughter () Pet
Number of children living in household: _ Number that are yours: _
Mother’s Name: _______________________ Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you ()own or ()rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own _ Number of vehicles that still crank _ Number of vehicles in front yard _ Number of vehicles in back yard _ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: ___________194_
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: ()The National Enquirer ()The Globe ()TV Guide ()Soap Opera Digest
Number of times you’ve seen a UFO _ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis _ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe: ()Weekly ()Monthly ()Not Applicable Color of teeth: ()Yellow ()Brownish-Yellow ()Brown ()Black ()N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? ()1 mile ()2 miles (_)don’t know
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