I want my baby back ribs
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. "God I'm lonely, I need a companion?" God replies, "Adam, I have the perfect person for you, she's beautiful, she's generous, and she'll be …
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Mary declares, �I want to be a prostitute.�
�What did you say?� asks the nun.
�I said I want to be …
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?
Q: What is every Amish woman's fantasy?
A: Two menanite
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
Sister Mary Henry
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun. "Where you headed?" the taxi driver asks. "5th street and Main," the nun replies. Considering the long distance to where the nun wanted to go, the driv…
Why did God give women...
Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.
A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the butter…
The Story of Hanukkah
Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked "I got it last night for Hanukkah," said Stan. "What''s Hanukkah…
An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would li…