Religion jokes
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Lessons in Ebonics
A zebra went up to the zookeeper and said, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes." The zookeeper looks at the zebra with a puzzling look and says, "I don't know w…
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I want my baby back ribs
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. "God I'm lonely, I need a companion?" God replies, "Adam, I have the perfect person for you, she's beautiful, she's generous, and she'll be …
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Move Over Little Johnny
Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus …
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Blank Willow
A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the butter…
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Coincidentally
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?
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Amish paradise
Q: What is every Amish woman's fantasy?
A: Two menanite
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Heal The World
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives he sees that there is a long line to the Pearly Gates. After some time he hears a commotion behind him and turns to see a man in a long white coat with …
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Why did God give women...
Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.
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Sister Mary Henry
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun. "Where you headed?" the taxi driver asks. "5th street and Main," the nun replies. Considering the long distance to where the nun wanted to go, the driv…
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Lift Off
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
