Religion jokes → Lesser Evils

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Mary declares, �I want to be a prostitute.�

�What did you say?� asks the nun.

�I said I want to be a prostitute,� Mary repeats.

�Oh, thank heavens,� says the nun. �I thought you said a Protestant!�

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