Religion jokes → More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, Knock

Who�s there?

I know it’s you.

Crap.

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

A talking pig.

Pigs can�t talk.

Neither can penguins, but I can�t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra�

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

You want to buy a kitten?

You want to buy a kitten who?

Make pretty pet.

I�m allergic to cats.

Taste good, too?

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

You sure you don�t want buy a little kitten?

Yes, I�m sure.

Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

Ted Bundy

Ted Bundy who?

Let me in, meat!

No!

I mean� Hello I am Santa Claus.

Yay! Santa!

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.

Saddam, I think it�s for you!

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!

Dork-ass loser.

Don�t hit me! Don�t hit me!

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

My mouth is full of spiders.

My mouth is full of spiders who?

I didn�t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket – my knuckles are melting�

Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

Hitler

Hitler who?

Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? �HEIL ME!� Ring a bell?

I thought you were someone else.

How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!

Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.

You�re just trying to annoy me now.

Do you really have just one testicle?

You�d think I miss it, but I don�t

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

What, and that makes you special?

Knock, knock

Who�s there?

Some.

Some who?

Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

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