Religion jokes
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I want my baby back ribs
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. "God I'm lonely, I need a companion?" God replies, "Adam, I have the perfect person for you, she's beautiful, she's generous, and she'll be …
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Lesser Evils
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Mary declares, �I want to be a prostitute.�
�What did you say?� asks the nun.
�I said I want to be …
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Coincidentally
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke?
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Amish paradise
Q: What is every Amish woman's fantasy?
A: Two menanite
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Lift Off
Yo mama so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits.
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Sister Mary Henry
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun. "Where you headed?" the taxi driver asks. "5th street and Main," the nun replies. Considering the long distance to where the nun wanted to go, the driv…
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Why did God give women...
Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?
A: So that women don't shit themselves when you play with their tits.
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Blank Willow
A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly has an urge to take a piss. He came upon a field of buttercups. Thinking no one was looking, he immediately relieved himself all over the butter…
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The Story of Hanukkah
Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked "I got it last night for Hanukkah," said Stan. "What''s Hanukkah…
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An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would li…