Sexuality jokes
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Friendly Neighbors
A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband, in the bathroom downstairs, yells for her to get the door. She throws a towel on and runs down to open the door. It was their Chinese n…
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Mrs. Shagwell
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
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Black Sheep
A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white baby. Enraged, he brings the baby to the missionary at the tribe and says, "You are the only white man to inhabit our land. Explain to me how my bab…
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Pitching a Tent
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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Blow pop
You''re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Minor differences
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls.
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Yo mama's tities...
Yo mama's tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
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A Few Good Men
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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How do you know if a Frenchman...
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.
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Call Me Back
Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
