Sexuality jokes
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Cash Flow
One day a man walks into a tatoo parlor and tells the tatto artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tatooed on his dick, the tattoo artist told him if he could give him three reasons why he wanted the…
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Must Be Herbal Essences
One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the n…
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Elevator Scene
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding in an elevator. The redhead notices a spot on the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain!"
The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "…
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The Shakes
An old man and a old woman met at an retirement home. They had been dating for quite some time now and one day the old man asks, "If I pull out my penis, would you hold it?" The women agrees and so ev…
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Animal House
Q: How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, one ass, two calves, one pussy, and some crabs on hares.
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Hard Drive
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: Woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
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The Long Way Home
Two sperm are swimming in a women''s body. One sperm says to the other in exhaustion, "Whew, Just how far is the uterus anyway?" The second sperm begins to laugh and says, " The uterus!? We just past
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Stuffing
Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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Stumbling and Mumbling
A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes a woman walking her dog. The man stops her and asks, "Hey where'd ya get the pig?"
The woman replies, "Listen you drunken bastard, that's a dog not a…
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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Two guys are picked up by cops for drugs and are given the oppurtunity to walk only if they convince ten other guys not to do drugs. They both agree and set off.
The first male comes back and says "I…
