The funniest jokes on the net

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

There were three old ladies sitting on a park bench talking amongst themselves when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Well, the first old lady h…

How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated. The egg mutters, to no one in particular

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their chi…

How do you know you're in a gay church? Only half of the congregation is kneeling!