Sexuality jokes
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Blow pop
You''re so gay, you could sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
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Call Me Back
Yo mama is so stupid she put a phone in her butt and thought she was making a booty call.
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A Few Good Men
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the post office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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Pitching a Tent
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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Minor differences
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls.
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Mrs. Shagwell
Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.
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Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?
A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!
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Yo mama's tities...
Yo mama's tities smell so bad, they make onions cry
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Baby Mama
Q: What does the blonde say to the doctor when she finds out she's pregnant?
A: Is it mine?
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How do you know if a Frenchman...
Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
A: Your garbage can is empty and your dog is pregnant.