Sports jokes
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Where's the Soup?
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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English Rugby
The England team's training session was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two
hours at Twickenham.
One of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room happened to
look down and notice a susp…
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Deadly Waves for Dumb Momas
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
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Jags and Bucs
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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Redskin Trespassing
Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?
A: Put in an end zone.
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The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on tel
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UVA vs. VT Football
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
The state trooper!!"
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True Football Fan
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I aske…
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Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo mama's football knowledge
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.