Sports jokes
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The Floor Is Your Friend
Why should volleyballers work at the cemetery?
They're good at digging!
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Baseball Humor
Why are baseball players so cool?
They always have their fans there!
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Super Bowl
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to w…
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Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:
"Gentlemen, start your engines!"
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Marv Albert & Bryant Gumbel
Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC?
He was tired of all the back-biting!
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Skydiving
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.
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Yo Mama's So Short... Run
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
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Yo mama's so stupid... baseball
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat
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18-legged Fly Catcher
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
