Technology jokes

  • Wolfram Alpha and Bing walk into a bar
    Wolfram Alpha and Bing walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You're both useless".
  • From the WordPerfect Help Desk
    This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."…
  • 10 Reasons You Know You Bought a Bad Computer
    1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. 2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy. 3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car. 4. It's s…
  • French Maid Techie
    A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to sta…
  • Britney Spears vs. Computer
    How is a computer like Britney Spears? They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
  • Assembly Required
    A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting less responsibility, decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had on…
  • Computer Chat
    What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
  • How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab
    Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously …
  • Some Character
    Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC? ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Buddhist explanation: If a character has l…
  • Signs You Picked the Wrong ISP
    10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string. 9. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler. 8. Their chief technical o…
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